Monday mornings can be rough, but they don’t have to be! Start off the work week with a smile on your face by reading some funny Monday quotes. From sassy one-liners to lighthearted jokes and puns, these 50+ funny Monday quotes will make you laugh and help you get through the toughest of Mondays.
Whether you need a bit of motivation for yourself or want to brighten someone else’s day with an inspirational quote or two, these funny Monday quotes are sure to bring some cheer into your life. So grab your coffee and get ready to enjoy a hilarious start to the workweek!
50+ Funny Monday Quotes
1. “It’s Monday… time to motivate, activate and provoke.”
2. “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a sucker for beds that don’t have alarms attached.”
3. “Dear Monday, please be short.”
4. “My favorite thing about Monday? Not much.”
5. “Happy Monday! I won’t complain too much because yesterday was Sunday and tomorrow is Tuesday.”
6. “I’m so excited for this week’s goals that I could just wet my pants!”
7. “If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
8. “When Monday morning comes around and you’re not ready for the week, fake it ’til you make it!”
9. “Monday’s are like mini-Saturdays; only quieter.”
10. “It might be Monday but at least I’m closer to Friday than I was yesterday.”
11. “Oh, hello Monday! Please be gentle this time.”
12. “Mondays: The start of every work week that feels like an eternity…”
13. “I may not be excited about Mondays, but at least there’s coffee!”
14. “Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
15. “Good morning Monday! Please be good to me today.”
16. “The only thing I don’t like about Monday is that it’s not Sunday.”
17. “Mondays are great if you make them great.”
18. “I can do anything on a Monday as long as I have coffee in my hand!”
19. “Monday: A fresh start, a new beginning and an opportunity to move forward with your goals and dreams!”
20. “Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, divide the workload, multiply the problems.”
21. “It’s Monday! Let’s make it awesome!”
22. “Monday means starting with a clean slate and ending with a proud accomplishment.”
23. “If you think Monday will be awful then you’re right. But if you think Monday can be good then you’ll also be right!”
24. “Well, hello there Monday… let’s get this show on the road!”
25. “Monday: The first day of realizing all your weekend plans didn’t happen!”
26. “Mondays remind me of the treadmill: no matter how slowly I go, I’m still not there fast enough!”
27. “Monday, let’s do this!”
28. “Monday isn’t so bad; it’s a fresh start to the week.”
29. “On Mondays we don’t take our foot off the gas… we just press harder on the accelerator!”
30. “Good morning Monday, you look fabulous today!”
31. “Ahhh… Monday morning… A fresh week full of possibilities awaits you.”
32. “Start your day off right this Monday – with a smile!”
33. “May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.”
34. “It’s Monday… time to motivate, activate and provoke.”
35. “Every Monday morning I wake up with the same hope: that today will be different than the weekend!”
36. “Let’s make this Monday count! Let’s do something awesome today!”
37. “Monday is a state of mind; don’t let it get you down.”
38. “Monday doesn’t have to be so bad; take it one step at a time.”
39. “Monday, my old friend… let’s make it a good one!”
40. “Mondays are the start of the workweek which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck
41. “Mondays are for fresh starts and new beginnings!”
42. “It’s Monday morning; be strong, eat breakfast and carry on!”
43. “Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.” – Unknown
44. “Here comes Monday, wearing her best dress and a big smile!”
45. “Monday, you got this!”
46. “Hey Monday! Let’s be friends today.”
47. “Mondays are like the first day of school where anything can happen!”
48. “I don’t dread Mondays; I look forward to a new week full of possibilities and opportunities!”
49. “Happy Monday! Make it count!”
50. “Monday: Time for a fresh start!”
We hope these 50+ funny Monday quotes have put a smile on your face and given you the motivation to tackle this week with enthusiasm. It’s easy to get bogged down in all of our responsibilities, but it’s important not to forget why we do what we do: because life is too short not to enjoy every minute of it! So take some time today – even if it’s just five minutes and laugh at one of these jokes or puns.
You’ll be glad you did when the workweek starts feeling less intimidating and more manageable. Enjoy your Monday!
